Doody Pants (S)

Johnny is a 26 year old eccentric and vulgar man who is always angry about the fact that he is not a super-star actor. Johnny has a bitter attitude about life and has little respect for others. One day Johnny goes to his acting class after consuming coffee with cream. Unfortunately for Johnny and his piers, Johnny is lactose intolerant and gets sick to his stomach during a scene. Johnny gets thrown out of his class and asks a class mate who dislikes him to give him a ride home. During the car ride, Johnny becomes very ill and can't control his gas. Johnny can't wait any longer to use a bathroom, so he gets out of the car and begins to run home. during his run home, Johnny breaks into an estate and tries to use their bathroom. A man in the household finds Johnny and kicks him out of the estate. Johnny then continues to run home and encounters some more trouble because he gets violent with a bicycle rider, some punk kids, and a homeless man. Finally Johnny reaches his front door only to realize that he is locked out.